monsterglrl:

at a restaurant while u high like

“can i order this”

“would you like a soup or a salad?”

“WHATS A SUPER SALAD”

(Source: lycanthropoyremade, via rainyyymeadows)

rainyyymeadows:

Megan : dad why do you hate gays?

Dad : because Jesus dose.

Megan : bitch do you know him personally.

Dad : *points to heart* yes he’s right here.

nyehs:

do u ever express feeling and then afterwards ur like wow that was gay as fuck

(via personification0fmymind)